The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2404. | (utcd) | 114.54 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 2405. | (aetricity) | 114.54 | 94% | 2016-08-07 |
| 2406. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 114.53 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2407. | (rainicy) | 114.53 | 98.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2408. | (tjmclemson) | 114.53 | 97% | 2012-04-13 |
| 2409. | John (custardman) | 114.53 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 2410. | Ted (xted) | 114.52 | 97.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2411. | (sk8ereid) | 114.51 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2412. | (kiyobird) | 114.51 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 2413. | nothingtoprove (9000) | 114.51 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 2414. | (zalvary) | 114.50 | 97.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2415. | David (acuaticyas) | 114.50 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 2416. | sly (slymaster11) | 114.49 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 2417. | (whimsicalwill) | 114.49 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 2418. | D3p3ch3D3v0t33 (violatorj7) | 114.49 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 2419. | Typhoid (typhoid) | 114.48 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
| 2420. | (rhinousc) | 114.47 | 100% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2421. | (imababel) | 114.47 | 98% | 2012-10-31 |
| 2422. | (enzzzx) | 114.45 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 2423. | (tokugawapants) | 114.45 | 92% | 2014-10-15 |
| 2424. | (nnguyen219) | 114.45 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 2425. | Brian (existentialism) | 114.45 | 87% | 2012-08-25 |
| 2426. | (unmadeuser247) | 114.44 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 2427. | (tpoblf) | 114.44 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 2428. | (neroflux) | 114.44 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 2429. | (dvoraklearner) | 114.44 | 93% | 2012-11-29 |
| 2430. | (excalibur4212) | 114.43 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2431. | swordman (swordman) | 114.42 | 96% | 2017-04-21 |
| 2432. | (p0sh) | 114.42 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 2433. | (bloodyducks) | 114.41 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |