As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
12313. | Orri (orria98) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
12314. | Colton (dvoraky1) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
12315. | Kevin (dangitzkevin) | 74.77 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
12316. | pentti (emitzu27) | 74.77 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
12317. | jacob (yellowtree) | 74.77 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
12318. | rekkusui (rekkusui) | 74.76 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
12319. | Adam (fatadz) | 74.76 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
12320. | Jef (jackrabbit99) | 74.76 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
12321. | kcirreb (kcirreb) | 74.76 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
12322. | mayank (dids6121) | 74.76 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
12323. | Connor (dumb_intern) | 74.75 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
12324. | kdpip (keffler) | 74.75 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
12325. | Cobra (cobra03) | 74.75 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
12326. | sinegav (sinegav) | 74.75 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
12327. | Goto (goto_ustaad) | 74.74 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
12328. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 74.74 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
12329. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 74.73 | 94% | 2023-09-15 |
12330. | Just (ottovon) | 74.73 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
12331. | Elie (iceworld) | 74.73 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
12332. | Keyser (keyserrr) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
12333. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 74.73 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
12334. | Ev (evturn) | 74.73 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
12335. | clackity (phys1cs) | 74.72 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
12336. | Pyren (pyren83) | 74.72 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
12337. | Wenny (wenny_) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
12338. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 74.72 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
12339. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 74.71 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
12340. | Sarvesh (shivam98) | 74.71 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
12341. | Karlen (karlen91) | 74.71 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
12342. | Johnny (jnguyen732) | 74.70 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |