And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6738. | Micah (jchthys) | 106.35 | 97% | 2013-10-03 |
| 6739. | =RADULE= (radule) | 106.35 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 6740. | Ross (starly396) | 106.35 | 94% | 2014-03-04 |
| 6741. | James (itsbamble) | 106.35 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6742. | blazedw (blazeeternity) | 106.34 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 6743. | OneOddWhale (littlequints) | 106.34 | 98% | 2014-12-15 |
| 6744. | Patrick (galantis) | 106.34 | 94% | 2015-06-18 |
| 6745. | Bleh (entropian) | 106.33 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 6746. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 106.33 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 6747. | Riding on the wings of DEAT... | 106.33 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 6748. | richa (richa69) | 106.32 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 6749. | Slim (slimshady2001) | 106.32 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 6750. | Meet (mhscool) | 106.32 | 97% | 2017-04-29 |
| 6751. | Absolutezero01 (absolutezer... | 106.32 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6752. | Max (ml3ha) | 106.31 | 90% | 2015-09-23 |
| 6753. | Rune (ecto) | 106.30 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 6754. | N4T (taneel) | 106.29 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 6755. | Neske (neske) | 106.29 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 6756. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 106.29 | 98% | 2023-11-04 |
| 6757. | Justin (jjallday13) | 106.29 | 99% | 2016-04-30 |
| 6758. | HelloSamwise (hellosamwise) | 106.29 | 95% | 2014-02-24 |
| 6759. | Hamlet (hamabaya) | 106.28 | 99% | 2011-06-03 |
| 6760. | J (ippi) | 106.27 | 99% | 2012-09-05 |
| 6761. | Evan (evang12) | 106.27 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 6762. | Sonny (sonson88) | 106.26 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 6763. | c (posits) | 106.26 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6764. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 106.26 | 97% | 2014-08-05 |
| 6765. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 106.26 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 6766. | Jun (akiboard) | 106.26 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6767. | Kero (luniquekero) | 106.26 | 98% | 2012-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |