So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22664. | Kieran (godquack) | 62.93 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
22665. | Maki (mxki) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
22666. | jataro's dolphin (i_believe... | 62.93 | 92% | 2021-11-29 |
22667. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 62.93 | 94% | 2019-03-25 |
22668. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 62.93 | — | 2009-03-17 |
22669. | Yummy Tommy (yummy_hotdog_m... | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
22670. | Subhash (sobadattyping) | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-12-08 |
22671. | Antonín (toniczech) | 62.92 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
22672. | Mark (hypixelegend) | 62.92 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
22673. | Pat (patq) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-14 |
22674. | Patrick (rubby) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-04 |
22675. | Emily (sillyem) | 62.91 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
22676. | CJ (salasberryfin) | 62.91 | 95% | 2017-04-02 |
22677. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 62.91 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
22678. | pan (jjerry143) | 62.91 | — | 2010-04-06 |
22679. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.91 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
22680. | Hatzkhamenei (hatzkhamenei) | 62.90 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
22681. | Taavi (taavi) | 62.90 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
22682. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.90 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
22683. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 62.89 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
22684. | Luhkoh (luhkoh) | 62.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
22685. | t (timorgilad) | 62.89 | — | 2010-03-04 |
22686. | (ntandem) | 62.88 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
22687. | 🌊 (hobeats) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
22688. | Benjamin (benco) | 62.88 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
22689. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
22690. | Richard (richardbautista) | 62.88 | 91% | 2011-06-24 |
22691. | annie (abbagab) | 62.88 | — | 2011-01-26 |
22692. | Aries Vince (arvj9) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
22693. | SpongeBob (cerealkila) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |