So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8388. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 89.16 | 97.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8389. | fast af (josh53___) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8390. | Alexander (prepared) | 89.16 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 8391. | Jolan (simcoen) | 89.16 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 8392. | h3half (h3half) | 89.15 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 8393. | Jungsu (jkeyboy50) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8394. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 89.15 | 93% | 2015-07-19 |
| 8395. | James (james121515) | 89.15 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 8396. | Khoi (khoitran) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 8397. | Decima (blastin) | 89.14 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 8398. | mr_penguin (mr_penguin01) | 89.13 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 8399. | Martin (martinlumibao) | 89.13 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8400. | Trường An (pntruongan) | 89.13 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 8401. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 89.12 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8402. | T (simonhawk) | 89.12 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8403. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.12 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 8404. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 89.11 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8405. | alex (alex3213213) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 8406. | Chowda (chowda) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8407. | Farameer (farameer1) | 89.11 | 96.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8408. | kostas (mk001) | 89.11 | 94% | 2012-02-29 |
| 8409. | Julian (gniddikon) | 89.11 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 8410. | Jordi (gorlok) | 89.11 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 8411. | Chris (chriskalos) | 89.10 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 8412. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 89.10 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8413. | Fazila (fazila) | 89.10 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 8414. | Brage (brasa95) | 89.10 | 95% | 2015-09-26 |
| 8415. | Antonio (stazzo) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8416. | Arun (arunraj) | 89.09 | 96% | 2017-05-27 |
| 8417. | rk61 (lowda9) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |