So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8591. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 88.88 | 96.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8592. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 88.88 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8593. | Daniel (jansson) | 88.88 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8594. | Meh (_____________________) | 88.88 | 97% | 2011-12-20 |
| 8595. | LEntless (lentless) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 8596. | Taylor (taylor15) | 88.88 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 8597. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 88.87 | 98.5% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8598. | ethan (chorboe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 8599. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 88.86 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8600. | Axel (setomi) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8601. | shebaw (shebaw) | 88.86 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 8602. | wintermute (s255) | 88.85 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8603. | Tong (tongvu) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 8604. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 88.85 | 95% | 2014-01-17 |
| 8605. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 88.85 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 8606. | Nadine (anadinec) | 88.85 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
| 8607. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 88.84 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8608. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.84 | 97% | 2015-07-24 |
| 8609. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 88.84 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 8610. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8611. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 88.83 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8612. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.83 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8613. | Dean (doogong) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8614. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 8615. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 88.83 | 99% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8616. | mark (minnimob) | 88.82 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 8617. | Moye (moyoka) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8618. | Konflicted (konflicted) | 88.82 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 8619. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 88.82 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 8620. | zop (kozarrat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |