In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 597. | Gavin (gavinp) | 91.29 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 598. | Joe (rufu) | 91.25 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 599. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 91.25 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 600. | Ted (macfan) | 91.20 | 100% | 2019-06-07 |
| 601. | Mark (mw126) | 91.19 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 602. | Adem (paramone) | 91.11 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 603. | FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) | 91.05 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 604. | Paula (paulazoo) | 90.97 | 99% | 2020-09-14 |
| 605. | Tyrone (fastesthackertyper) | 90.94 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 606. | XrXr (xrxr) | 90.93 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 607. | aorer (aorer) | 90.84 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 608. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 90.82 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 609. | annie (suriano) | 90.79 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 610. | MUDAMUDAMUDA (likevin) | 90.79 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 611. | yung carti (jayybondoc) | 90.79 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 612. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 90.77 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 613. | スレトロン (slethron) | 90.65 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 614. | Yimin (yimin123) | 90.65 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 615. | Michael (gnurdux) | 90.65 | 96% | 2017-09-03 |
| 616. | Das FoO (foobird) | 90.63 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
| 617. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 90.62 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 618. | Tubby (tubbsters) | 90.59 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 619. | Andrew (mcentag) | 90.59 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 620. | Alex (aqin24) | 90.50 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 621. | spokYash (spokyash) | 90.47 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 622. | SunflowerTwix (sunflowertwix) | 90.44 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 623. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 90.40 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 624. | 🛵 yehwee (yxyx1) | 90.39 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 625. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 90.39 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 626. | MEN (menmentsu) | 90.36 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |