So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6820. | Minh Anh (gokamiso) | 93.31 | 99.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6821. | Jorbean (jcooper0111) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6822. | quipo (quipo) | 93.31 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 6823. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 93.30 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 6824. | Asgard (iasgard) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 6825. | John (jaymund) | 93.28 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6826. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 93.28 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6827. | none (game_die_die) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 6828. | Thomas (jukeno) | 93.28 | 95% | 2013-08-10 |
| 6829. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 93.27 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6830. | Murk (marchell0) | 93.27 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6831. | garz (zerogarz) | 93.27 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6832. | Szczepan (szeczepan02) | 93.27 | 95% | 2015-09-23 |
| 6833. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-10-14 |
| 6834. | Bellax (bellax) | 93.27 | 98% | 2012-06-11 |
| 6835. | Monster, how should (bardho... | 93.27 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6836. | + (pigeon0) | 93.26 | 97.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6837. | Grace (gnep) | 93.26 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 6838. | Alyssa (typingtodeath) | 93.26 | 93% | 2012-12-19 |
| 6839. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 93.25 | 97.7% | 2023-09-30 |
| 6840. | bo (biznessmun) | 93.25 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 6841. | A (kmos) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6842. | Aaron (pulpfinky) | 93.25 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 6843. | Bibimbop (bibimbop) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 6844. | krispy (crusteekrabs) | 93.23 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6845. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 6846. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 93.23 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6847. | Tim (tplank44) | 93.22 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 6848. | Green Tea (2001186) | 93.22 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6849. | Geovanni (totallynotgeo) | 93.22 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |