See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13480. | Ghayth (ghayth2003) | 70.06 | 93% | 2021-04-12 |
| 13481. | zephyr (zephyrfall) | 70.05 | 99% | 2023-07-03 |
| 13482. | peanutbuddha (peanutbuddha) | 70.05 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13483. | Pulse (pulseknauf) | 70.05 | 95.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13484. | Joshua (joshuac_47) | 70.05 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13485. | John (johnnordstrand) | 70.04 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 13486. | Matas (matuksltu) | 70.04 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 13487. | Levi (levifox) | 70.04 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 13488. | Yat To (sleepyzzzz) | 70.03 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13489. | AAYUSH (aayush_salian) | 70.03 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 13490. | Lucifer (lucifer97) | 70.03 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 13491. | Squeak (oweozz) | 70.03 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 13492. | Phoebe (jnnphbbcl) | 70.02 | 99% | 2025-03-31 |
| 13493. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 70.02 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13494. | Chris (kingscross01) | 70.02 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 13495. | eriktarek (erikabd) | 70.02 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13496. | Andy (andyurry) | 70.01 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 13497. | Mausam (im_eagle) | 70.01 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13498. | Patrick (jppat) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13499. | Bd9n (glizzygladiator1) | 70.01 | 94% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13500. | Scott (offscott) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13501. | Owen VDB (gans113) | 70.00 | 97.7% | 2023-10-28 |
| 13502. | 🦈TYPE☠️ (type500) | 70.00 | 96.6% | 2023-10-07 |
| 13503. | Im (me_slow_bad) | 70.00 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13504. | Vincent (vincent2177) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 13505. | Jun (junpoe) | 69.98 | 93.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 13506. | Jordan (skwierc) | 69.98 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 13507. | Ir (irobrine) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 13508. | Nairi (demerton) | 69.98 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 13509. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 69.98 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |