I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1653. | Jolly_Bones (jolly_bones) | 90.59 | 96.6% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1654. | FKt (typotypertypist) | 90.59 | 96% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1655. | RexOffender (rexoffender) | 90.58 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1656. | Chisom (speedlimit101) | 90.58 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1657. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 90.58 | 99.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1658. | deez (ishkena) | 90.58 | 95.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1659. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 90.55 | 96.9% | 2024-10-25 |
| 1660. | Tiermor (tiermor) | 90.55 | 97.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1661. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 90.54 | 97.4% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1662. | zak (zak92) | 90.53 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1663. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1664. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1665. | Sumyak (sumyak_) | 90.50 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1666. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1667. | Hamza (whoppy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1668. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1669. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1670. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1671. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1672. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1673. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1674. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1675. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1676. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97.2% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1677. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1678. | Axel (sector7) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2024-07-12 |
| 1679. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1680. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1681. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1682. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |