The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6854. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 96.83 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6855. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 96.83 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6856. | Angus (sharksrock) | 96.82 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 6857. | eric (ericsy) | 96.82 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 6858. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 96.82 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 6859. | waclock (waclock) | 96.82 | 91% | 2011-05-17 |
| 6860. | Andy (nycnets15) | 96.82 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 6861. | Pond (coldshottt) | 96.81 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6862. | dan (fro44) | 96.81 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 6863. | Steven (slowstev) | 96.81 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
| 6864. | VK (vklaglol) | 96.81 | 93% | 2014-10-18 |
| 6865. | Babji (babji) | 96.80 | 91% | 2017-05-15 |
| 6866. | Thomas (okaytom) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 6867. | sssss (sprit) | 96.80 | 98% | 2012-04-22 |
| 6868. | TypeRacer needs new passage... | 96.80 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 6869. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 96.80 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 6870. | Vince (garg26) | 96.79 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| 6871. | Azog (mrhunter) | 96.79 | 100% | 2016-01-19 |
| 6872. | B (peachlol) | 96.78 | 96% | 2013-10-04 |
| 6873. | boogerking (boogerking) | 96.77 | 92% | 2013-05-30 |
| 6874. | Charters (gloryglory) | 96.77 | 96% | 2013-01-13 |
| 6875. | Volyando (kodokswag) | 96.77 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
| 6876. | Adam (eidolons) | 96.77 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 6877. | Josh (joshindahood) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6878. | ascjoy (ascjoy) | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 6879. | Super (superphantomuser) | 96.76 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6880. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.76 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 6881. | Kevin (keubs) | 96.75 | 96% | 2014-11-14 |
| 6882. | Paul (___paul___) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6883. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 96.75 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |