All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1892. | johnny12345 (johnny123450106) | 115.70 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 1893. | TriHard (shenji3212) | 115.70 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 1894. | angerberd (angeberd) | 115.68 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 1895. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 115.67 | 98% | 2025-05-03 |
| 1896. | Banana (bananana_man) | 115.67 | 98% | 2024-12-31 |
| 1897. | Elizabeth (bebecam) | 115.67 | 99% | 2017-11-13 |
| 1898. | スレトロン (slethron) | 115.67 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1899. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 115.65 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 1900. | Benedict (benyanman) | 115.65 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1901. | Duy (doydodoy) | 115.64 | 98.5% | 2025-04-23 |
| 1902. | Jay (kamikamigod) | 115.63 | 97.8% | 2023-12-20 |
| 1903. | sloppy toppy (semisilky) | 115.58 | 97% | 2024-03-29 |
| 1904. | yeye (yeeyeehehehe) | 115.58 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 1905. | Axolotl (xryoth) | 115.58 | 96.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1906. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 115.58 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1907. | David (elhipercubo) | 115.57 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1908. | Jay (sockpuppy) | 115.55 | 100% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1909. | Fish (fish753) | 115.55 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1910. | Dustin (dutinmeow) | 115.53 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1911. | Kit (kesuki) | 115.52 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1912. | Danielle (gonnatypethehype) | 115.51 | 98.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1913. | Figli Delle Stelle (den_j_ev) | 115.51 | 99% | 2020-01-11 |
| 1914. | bwyan (bwyaneh) | 115.50 | 96.1% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1915. | Josh (goosedad) | 115.50 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 1916. | halley (polyjun) | 115.49 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1917. | Jack (ghoultree) | 115.49 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1918. | Mitchell (godekm) | 115.46 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1919. | Saucter (saucter) | 115.46 | 97.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1920. | bad (1060) | 115.45 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 1921. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 115.44 | 97.6% | 2024-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |