I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 76. | (swegboi) | 119.15 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 77. | (shippylord) | 118.66 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 78. | Your Mom (imgonnalose69) | 118.50 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 79. | (dreamfever) | 118.22 | 100% | 2020-10-09 |
| 80. | (uninterested) | 117.80 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 81. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 116.38 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 82. | (steveleeb) | 116.33 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 83. | (scraex) | 115.38 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 84. | (khronic) | 113.86 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 85. | (nitecyper2) | 113.54 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 86. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 113.34 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 87. | (poops_magee) | 113.32 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 88. | (poltt) | 112.40 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 89. | c-helpme.run - Help me get ... | 112.31 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 90. | (dawittymidget) | 112.17 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 91. | (wbcracer) | 112.11 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 92. | (errorturtle) | 112.09 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 93. | (joseph_468) | 111.60 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 94. | (kp132124) | 111.26 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 95. | 🌊 (aquad) | 110.87 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 96. | (juicet1n2) | 110.68 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 97. | (momsdabomb) | 109.82 | 98.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 98. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 109.35 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 99. | Max (winstonlisa) | 109.12 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 100. | (17maxklivans) | 108.75 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 101. | (bomnom) | 108.53 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 102. | (uedoh) | 108.49 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 103. | (airxq) | 107.80 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 104. | (tshafer3) | 107.48 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 105. | nika (nika07) | 107.24 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |