The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3632. | Christopher (picson) | 108.46 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3633. | Yo (typpo) | 108.46 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 3634. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 108.44 | 98.3% | 2023-07-04 |
| 3635. | Grant (alcry) | 108.44 | 91% | 2015-05-04 |
| 3636. | xian (tortoise) | 108.41 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 3637. | Moy (moy280) | 108.40 | 97.9% | 2023-05-22 |
| 3638. | tofu (tofufish) | 108.39 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 3639. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 108.39 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3640. | Flippers (willywonkathefear... | 108.39 | 98% | 2015-12-21 |
| 3641. | moofasa (macywood) | 108.38 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 3642. | Madeline (eniledam) | 108.38 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 3643. | Saleha (celestial195) | 108.36 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 3644. | FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) | 108.36 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 3645. | Megg (megawatt) | 108.36 | 94% | 2012-07-27 |
| 3646. | Kai (xxkai) | 108.35 | 97% | 2013-10-06 |
| 3647. | Daniel (nicanor) | 108.35 | 95% | 2013-08-02 |
| 3648. | Matt (elements) | 108.34 | 96% | 2016-01-30 |
| 3649. | - (airplane100) | 108.32 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 3650. | Ragged (raggedstar) | 108.31 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 3651. | Thomas (theump) | 108.31 | 99% | 2012-08-09 |
| 3652. | Tyler (tysee) | 108.31 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 3653. | Noemi (noemi2) | 108.29 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 3654. | inhalement (roger4190) | 108.28 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 3655. | Hexentanz (hexentanz) | 108.27 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 3656. | Alex (tehl3x) | 108.27 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
| 3657. | drrrrrm (legaleagle) | 108.27 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 3658. | APN (apn341) | 108.27 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 3659. | Kevin (kevindlv) | 108.26 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 3660. | Derek (lumbartgenzo) | 108.26 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 3661. | Isa (ih1999) | 108.26 | 100% | 2017-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |