I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17785. | veenu (comp_typist) | 70.12 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 17786. | Andrew (apsworks) | 70.11 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 17787. | LemonCatTAT (kiddie_sallie) | 70.11 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 17788. | Harry (bone126) | 70.11 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 17789. | Eva (vagabionda) | 70.10 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 17790. | Bytes (bytesandbots) | 70.10 | 99% | 2022-06-14 |
| 17791. | abul (akazad12) | 70.10 | 89% | 2017-05-06 |
| 17792. | bb823 (bb823) | 70.09 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 17793. | Jerryyyy (jewwy) | 70.09 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 17794. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 70.09 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 17795. | joygerry (joygerry) | 70.07 | 95% | 2021-12-27 |
| 17796. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 70.07 | 95% | 2022-08-28 |
| 17797. | Saurabh (rustie_123) | 70.07 | 99% | 2020-10-31 |
| 17798. | Rocco (roccok) | 70.05 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 17799. | Amritesh (xenon3099) | 70.05 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 17800. | Jason (jasonvincentius) | 70.05 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 17801. | Sono (sonojet) | 70.04 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 17802. | nothandy (kjner17u) | 70.04 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 17803. | * (000100020003) | 70.04 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 17804. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 70.04 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 17805. | rota (rota22) | 70.04 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 17806. | Heidar (hdawg1) | 70.03 | 94% | 2021-07-10 |
| 17807. | Sally (sally_star) | 70.03 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 17808. | Michael (applejack42) | 70.03 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 17809. | Stiglitz (myhell) | 70.03 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 17810. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 70.03 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 17811. | Dungus (duungus) | 70.03 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 17812. | Mohammad (11osos11) | 70.03 | 89% | 2017-03-09 |
| 17813. | Bruno (bm_bruno) | 70.03 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 17814. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 70.02 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |