So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6867. | A (kmos) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 6868. | Aaron (pulpfinky) | 93.25 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 6869. | Bibimbop (bibimbop) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 6870. | krispy (crusteekrabs) | 93.23 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 6871. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 93.23 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 6872. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 93.23 | 97% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6873. | Tim (tplank44) | 93.22 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 6874. | Green Tea (2001186) | 93.22 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6875. | Geovanni (totallynotgeo) | 93.22 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 6876. | Emma (typingonambien) | 93.22 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 6877. | panes (graabeh) | 93.22 | 96% | 2015-03-09 |
| 6878. | George (yellowgeo) | 93.21 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6879. | MNM (mnmnour) | 93.21 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6880. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 93.21 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 6881. | Francisco (ffdc) | 93.21 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 6882. | Evan (chubbehmouse) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 6883. | Ben (gordon05) | 93.20 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 6884. | AC (youwantmygochu) | 93.20 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 6885. | Derek (kikoman00) | 93.20 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 6886. | Adam (eidolons) | 93.20 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 6887. | rekaykay (rekaykay) | 93.19 | 91% | 2016-12-01 |
| 6888. | Adrian (apnestico) | 93.19 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 6889. | Slark (slark) | 93.18 | 97% | 2015-10-16 |
| 6890. | Cam (ocanadia) | 93.18 | 96% | 2015-06-06 |
| 6891. | Wing (ngwingyin2005) | 93.17 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 6892. | Quang Hiển (quanghienitc) | 93.17 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 6893. | toki (kizunajemini2205) | 93.16 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 6894. | Kevan (kevan) | 93.16 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 6895. | Mike (bruteforesight) | 93.16 | 88% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6896. | Jonas (jonas9) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |