If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1126. | H (docsattar) | 99.68 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1127. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 99.65 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1128. | Kevin (kev9441) | 99.62 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1129. | Musically (musically_ut) | 99.61 | 99% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1130. | Wandal (wandal) | 99.61 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1131. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 99.61 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 1132. | Colin (blank9167) | 99.59 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1133. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 99.58 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1134. | swaggin (shuutori) | 99.56 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1135. | Myron (zonyak) | 99.54 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1136. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 99.54 | 96% | 2017-01-15 |
| 1137. | MLG PRO1 (djkeemtart) | 99.52 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 1138. | Sebastian (sebban) | 99.51 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 1139. | jen (chennyjen) | 99.50 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1140. | Storytime (sharlo) | 99.49 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1141. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (polygonalr) | 99.48 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1142. | Edwin (edweezy) | 99.46 | 99% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1143. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 99.44 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1144. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 99.42 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1145. | (altrocality) | 99.39 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1146. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 99.37 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1147. | heartbeats (jack777) | 99.37 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1148. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 99.35 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1149. | Gabi (gabitzuxxl) | 99.34 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1150. | Guiseppe (baconator3) | 99.34 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 1151. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 99.31 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1152. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1153. | Luc (lucc) | 99.31 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1154. | Taylor (sponkdash) | 99.29 | 99% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1155. | Blade (kingsblade) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |