If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9638. | silly goose (sillygoosethep... | 95.76 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9639. | BIdi (bidi) | 95.75 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 9640. | S A M (sam_sal3304) | 95.74 | 99% | 2025-12-09 |
| 9641. | Chatham (cala95) | 95.74 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9642. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 95.74 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 9643. | 2 Austin (_8(|) (2atrain742) | 95.74 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9644. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 95.73 | 99% | 2021-07-24 |
| 9645. | cmoney (seekaysalt) | 95.73 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9646. | Erik (lipesmapes_01) | 95.73 | 96.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 9647. | Alexander (johncena08) | 95.72 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9648. | cold (cold_hasta_manana) | 95.72 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 9649. | Tim (tplank44) | 95.72 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 9650. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 95.72 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9651. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 95.72 | 99% | 2022-04-01 |
| 9652. | Austin (oztran) | 95.72 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9653. | David (ogwoohoo) | 95.71 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
| 9654. | Matt (matt9876) | 95.70 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 9655. | Mark (requiem__) | 95.70 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9656. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 95.70 | 97.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9657. | Maybe (maybecow) | 95.70 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9658. | Jonathan (jivzy) | 95.70 | 100% | 2019-02-12 |
| 9659. | Durum (durumpitta) | 95.70 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 9660. | Nanek (nlited) | 95.69 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 9661. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 95.69 | 98% | 2026-01-12 |
| 9662. | Eric (airicc) | 95.69 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 9663. | natalie (natannelie) | 95.69 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 9664. | idk (itsjustmeuknow) | 95.68 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9665. | Monkey (monkeywth) | 95.68 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 9666. | Ryan (fluffybite) | 95.67 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9667. | Bethanoo (fuzomania) | 95.66 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |