I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1503. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 94.36 | 95.9% | 2023-08-05 |
| 1504. | James (wnston) | 94.36 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1505. | Adocys (adocys) | 94.35 | 97.2% | 2024-10-29 |
| 1506. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 94.34 | 96% | 2024-03-06 |
| 1507. | Aslery (aslery) | 94.33 | 96.8% | 2025-01-01 |
| 1508. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 94.27 | 97.9% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1509. | yyhh (yyhh) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1510. | Strigoi (matystroia) | 94.26 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1511. | Maria (thekindflower) | 94.26 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1512. | atsuio (atsuio) | 94.25 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1513. | DudaWamoFexburtze (neelazvi... | 94.25 | 99% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1514. | Dalinar (dalinar_) | 94.24 | 97.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1515. | Ramses (boinkey) | 94.21 | 97.2% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1516. | Landon (libxrty) | 94.21 | 96% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1517. | James (jmiddleton) | 94.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1518. | Update Flash (updateflash) | 94.19 | 96.8% | 2023-06-30 |
| 1519. | duo (duodeath2) | 94.18 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 1520. | Ed (raptorofli) | 94.18 | 96.9% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1521. | Type like never before! (re... | 94.16 | 97% | 2024-01-23 |
| 1522. | may (eliac5) | 94.15 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| 1523. | Iason (mr_kalamari) | 94.14 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1524. | William Johnson (loserwoodn... | 94.11 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 1525. | YUME (tanunki) | 94.09 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 1526. | Tim (tplank44) | 94.08 | 97.7% | 2024-11-15 |
| 1527. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 94.07 | 97.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 1528. | jack18 (jack18) | 94.07 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 1529. | auden (abu898) | 94.06 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1530. | DtaNgeL (d_tangel) | 94.05 | 96% | 2024-06-02 |
| 1531. | adiShow11 (adishow11) | 94.04 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
| 1532. | Arif (aripin_cmk) | 94.03 | 99% | 2023-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |