So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5032. | Clint (clint_kun) | 99.01 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5033. | Srock (srock_) | 99.00 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5034. | R (rhinousc) | 99.00 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 5035. | arigrate (mercury80) | 99.00 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5036. | Toodles (toodles678) | 98.99 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5037. | BK201 (mcvladimir) | 98.99 | 97% | 2012-07-20 |
| 5038. | moonlight shadow (johnxie) | 98.99 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5039. | Vicky (sappyspartan) | 98.98 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 5040. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 98.97 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5041. | Jacob (jakethemistake) | 98.97 | 99% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5042. | Jack (user85793) | 98.96 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 5043. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 98.96 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5044. | David (vicksdawg) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5045. | Tak (takurin) | 98.96 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 5046. | Babette (plidsi) | 98.96 | 99% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5047. | Gortrak (gortrak) | 98.96 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5048. | A (duoowl) | 98.95 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 5049. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 98.95 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5050. | Charmander (smile_y) | 98.95 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 5051. | Aruj (arujbansal) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5052. | Brad (brad0824) | 98.94 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 5053. | Albee (albeehunter) | 98.94 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 5054. | Zahid (z1_529) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5055. | B (peachlol) | 98.93 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| 5056. | Mohammad (casualboo) | 98.92 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5057. | Parker (lordbroseidon) | 98.92 | 91% | 2012-10-17 |
| 5058. | Chris (clietzow) | 98.92 | 94% | 2012-07-09 |
| 5059. | Eric (wojito) | 98.91 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 5060. | Ahad (ahadali) | 98.91 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5061. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 98.91 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |