Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3829. | (abita) | 103.11 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 3830. | (hvon) | 103.11 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 3831. | (satoo) | 103.10 | 99% | 2013-08-24 |
| 3832. | (wooblersham) | 103.09 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3833. | (alien_lover) | 103.09 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 3834. | (5slowfingers) | 103.08 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 3835. | Harry (dbdchc) | 103.08 | 93% | 2015-11-12 |
| 3836. | (daggertye) | 103.08 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 3837. | (precious_stats) | 103.08 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 3838. | irradiated (lostsapling) | 103.08 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 3839. | bell (bellol) | 103.06 | 94% | 2013-02-22 |
| 3840. | (nexus52085) | 103.06 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 3841. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 103.05 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 3842. | (jollyimpulse) | 103.05 | 100% | 2021-10-19 |
| 3843. | (blas_) | 103.05 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 3844. | (garblovian) | 103.05 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 3845. | (charlesbrach) | 103.04 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
| 3846. | (silvik_) | 103.04 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 3847. | Drewba (drewba) | 103.04 | 95% | 2015-01-17 |
| 3848. | (apersona) | 103.03 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3849. | (refsteon) | 103.02 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 3850. | (dtphorealzdawg) | 103.01 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 3851. | (ziel) | 103.01 | 95% | 2013-01-12 |
| 3852. | (goldrush) | 103.00 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 3853. | Robert (wobert_) | 103.00 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 3854. | (the_midget_bear) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 3855. | (frickoff) | 103.00 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3856. | (changoa) | 102.99 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 3857. | (blakeiv) | 102.99 | 95% | 2012-10-25 |
| 3858. | (raraownage) | 102.98 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |