So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2775. | (axiomdestroyer) | 108.38 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 2776. | (anonymouse) | 108.38 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 2777. | (bc_gator14) | 108.37 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 2778. | (vijanden) | 108.36 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2779. | (roachman) | 108.35 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 2780. | (blobsplop) | 108.35 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 2781. | Grosh (groshgoratz) | 108.34 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 2782. | Sundae (lazysundae) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 2783. | (ohheyitsniel) | 108.33 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 2784. | (bravoayush87) | 108.33 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 2785. | CJ (bighiest) | 108.32 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 2786. | (12_stout_street) | 108.31 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 2787. | (dardotinfo) | 108.31 | 98% | 2016-03-30 |
| 2788. | (hobarey) | 108.30 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2789. | (tangjm5) | 108.29 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 2790. | (pt_cpt) | 108.29 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 2791. | (vegantank) | 108.28 | 98% | 2014-11-04 |
| 2792. | (lucedes27) | 108.28 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 2793. | (sugarngirl) | 108.28 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 2794. | (jamisonb) | 108.28 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2795. | (dreadt666) | 108.28 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 2796. | Qu (bluebird00) | 108.27 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 2797. | (bgulliver) | 108.27 | 91% | 2012-02-19 |
| 2798. | (42istheanswer) | 108.27 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 2799. | (talby) | 108.25 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 2800. | (regretfulsalsa) | 108.25 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 2801. | Andrew (trousersnake) | 108.25 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 2802. | (teegey) | 108.25 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 2803. | (kingeric) | 108.24 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2804. | (jbtaylor) | 108.24 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |