I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1995. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1996. | Sumyak (sumyak_) | 90.50 | 96.8% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1997. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1998. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1999. | Hamza (whoppy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2000. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2001. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 90.47 | 99% | 2026-04-11 |
| 2002. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2003. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2004. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2005. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2006. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 2007. | BigMig (bigmig) | 90.39 | 96% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2008. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2009. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97.2% | 2025-03-31 |
| 2010. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2011. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 2012. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 97.6% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2013. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 2014. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 95.7% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2015. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 2016. | Joe (redlinec) | 90.27 | 98% | 2026-02-09 |
| 2017. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2018. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 90.26 | 96% | 2026-06-01 |
| 2019. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 2020. | Valeria (valika) | 90.22 | 97% | 2026-02-01 |
| 2021. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 2022. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2023. | Trishu (trishu) | 90.20 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 2024. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 96.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |