The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29342. | Gio (banzy) | 55.36 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 29343. | shailendra (shailendra) | 55.36 | 94% | 2012-10-23 |
| 29344. | Uurdmandakh (uurdmandakh) | 55.36 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 29345. | oswald (oswald63) | 55.36 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 29346. | Kevinnnzy (kevin06) | 55.36 | 84% | 2011-09-14 |
| 29347. | Fer (finisher) | 55.36 | 98% | 2011-07-08 |
| 29348. | abobacar (absky) | 55.36 | 89% | 2012-10-08 |
| 29349. | Junmat (junmats) | 55.35 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 29350. | Gokulnath (gokulnathonline) | 55.34 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
| 29351. | Samuel (samuelthessian) | 55.34 | 88% | 2017-04-26 |
| 29352. | tyler (tyler92) | 55.34 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
| 29353. | PeanutJam (peanutjam) | 55.34 | 89% | 2013-12-11 |
| 29354. | Huyen (huyenbk) | 55.34 | 91% | 2011-07-04 |
| 29355. | Mike (martha_focker9) | 55.33 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 29356. | Ezona (sambumbuslayer) | 55.33 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 29357. | Freddy (insanefreddy926) | 55.33 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 29358. | Matthew (math_u) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 29359. | Billy John (dooz) | 55.32 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 29360. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 55.32 | 90% | 2011-09-17 |
| 29361. | ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (h... | 55.32 | 92% | 2014-08-22 |
| 29362. | Wong (kofcome) | 55.31 | 96% | 2012-02-04 |
| 29363. | Adrian (lenelle) | 55.30 | 95% | 2014-11-27 |
| 29364. | Kevin (kinichi08) | 55.30 | 88% | 2013-02-27 |
| 29365. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 55.30 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 29366. | Jamie (phase) | 55.30 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 29367. | Matthew (matthiner12) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
| 29368. | Micah (cobbmic) | 55.30 | 94% | 2012-02-18 |
| 29369. | Orlando (devylzew) | 55.29 | 91% | 2016-12-12 |
| 29370. | Juha-Pekka (juhisp) | 55.29 | 88% | 2011-12-01 |
| 29371. | Bhanuteja (bhanutejj) | 55.29 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |