The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28743. | oanh (maioanh) | 57.04 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| 28744. | Mui (mumuiho) | 57.03 | 92% | 2017-05-18 |
| 28745. | BoundlessSponge (boundlesss... | 57.03 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 28746. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 57.03 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 28747. | R (rtyper20260) | 57.03 | 92% | 2016-03-20 |
| 28748. | kirstie (kirstiesmith) | 57.02 | 89% | 2013-01-16 |
| 28749. | Jim (jimsant) | 57.02 | 91% | 2016-06-15 |
| 28750. | Ke (wwwwodddd) | 57.02 | 89% | 2014-10-25 |
| 28751. | jacob (rednight17) | 57.02 | 91% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28752. | lolhehehahahihi (lolhehehah... | 57.02 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 28753. | Raman (rgenerationx) | 57.02 | 94% | 2014-06-08 |
| 28754. | kevin (threather) | 57.01 | 97.7% | 2023-08-29 |
| 28755. | Aeich (aeich) | 57.01 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 28756. | walibilal1209@gmail.com (wa... | 57.01 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 28757. | Anarcho-Feminism (zokea) | 57.01 | 97% | 2016-11-29 |
| 28758. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 57.01 | 88% | 2016-04-29 |
| 28759. | Donux (donux) | 57.00 | 94% | 2023-06-07 |
| 28760. | ristoteles (ristoteles) | 57.00 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 28761. | Akizumi (linaaron) | 57.00 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 28762. | Pranay (ant1sipater) | 57.00 | 94% | 2021-11-22 |
| 28763. | nasi (nasipadang7) | 57.00 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 28764. | benjamin (hombreba) | 56.99 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 28765. | Yasser (psychoblazem) | 56.99 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 28766. | Alexander (alxhill) | 56.99 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
| 28767. | XPrecelX (puszekpower) | 56.98 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 28768. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 56.98 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 28769. | Peter Piper (mockingjay016) | 56.98 | 94% | 2014-12-22 |
| 28770. | YOGENDRA (yogendra78) | 56.97 | 94% | 2013-10-22 |
| 28771. | Gary (vision_123) | 56.97 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 28772. | Ashutosh (accesss_denied) | 56.97 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |