What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 873. | Carter (thecartel) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 874. | Nirav (zeratul_1991) | 91.61 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 875. | Andrew (ahuang) | 91.61 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 876. | Raymond (szlesh) | 91.60 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 877. | Eric (bjoany) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 878. | Giovanny (nuzzig) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 879. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 91.47 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 880. | LJ (lj6580) | 91.47 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 881. | THE ONE PIECE IS REAL (herm... | 91.47 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
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| 883. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 91.43 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 884. | Riley (rileyborgard) | 91.43 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 885. | Serg (drgsus) | 91.41 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 886. | Atas (atas) | 91.41 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 887. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 91.36 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 888. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 91.35 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 889. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 91.30 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 890. | pktenshi (zettai) | 91.29 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
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| 894. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 91.27 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 895. | Kris (kris_z) | 91.26 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
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