I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4205. | (thearrogantone) | 103.74 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 4206. | natalie (nnathangames) | 103.74 | 97.4% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4207. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 103.74 | 90% | 2015-06-15 |
| 4208. | Hmm (sironronron) | 103.73 | 95% | 2016-10-21 |
| 4209. | (lunacy_) | 103.73 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 4210. | (aixin) | 103.73 | 96% | 2017-02-08 |
| 4211. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 103.72 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4212. | (yoshoki) | 103.72 | 97.5% | 2024-03-27 |
| 4213. | (yasminplus) | 103.72 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| 4214. | (bighorse) | 103.72 | 92% | 2016-12-15 |
| 4215. | Pat (wareem) | 103.70 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4216. | el (elanamax) | 103.70 | 100% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4217. | (kavika30) | 103.70 | 99% | 2024-07-25 |
| 4218. | (dletastar4) | 103.70 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 4219. | (waloogy) | 103.69 | 97.2% | 2024-12-28 |
| 4220. | (kristinchs) | 103.68 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4221. | Carl (doc283) | 103.67 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
| 4222. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 103.67 | 97% | 2026-02-13 |
| 4223. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 103.67 | 99% | 2022-05-15 |
| 4224. | (complex) | 103.67 | 100% | 2022-01-18 |
| 4225. | (kawahal) | 103.67 | 99% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4226. | Arun (enzymez) | 103.67 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 4227. | (jjmimi) | 103.66 | 99% | 2024-04-21 |
| 4228. | (trevin_gilpin) | 103.66 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 4229. | george (doctoras) | 103.66 | 100% | 2016-12-28 |
| 4230. | Tachydactylus (tachydactyl) | 103.66 | 97% | 2017-03-26 |
| 4231. | SauceyRed (redangel09) | 103.65 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4232. | (sunshinenmyeyes) | 103.65 | 98% | 2025-10-24 |
| 4233. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 103.64 | 97% | 2024-03-04 |
| 4234. | Seb (defaultseb) | 103.63 | 98.5% | 2024-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |