I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5901. | Sameer (socoolsameer) | 97.84 | 98.3% | 2024-01-21 |
| 5902. | David (david156) | 97.84 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5903. | Danny (vetiver) | 97.84 | 97% | 2015-11-08 |
| 5904. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 97.83 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5905. | Jake (absolutebob) | 97.83 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5906. | Chen (chentauren) | 97.83 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 5907. | sam (chillfilter) | 97.83 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5908. | Iniquity (iniquityqt) | 97.83 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5909. | Luke (trymo) | 97.82 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5910. | (6kg_rat) | 97.82 | 98.5% | 2025-05-29 |
| 5911. | Sim (kianseng30041) | 97.82 | 98.7% | 2024-03-03 |
| 5912. | Ked (kedaro) | 97.82 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5913. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 97.82 | 98.2% | 2024-08-20 |
| 5914. | Blank (ct7567) | 97.82 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 5915. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 97.82 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 5916. | ekin (ekin420) | 97.82 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 5917. | LuminousPhoenix (luminous_p... | 97.81 | 98% | 2024-03-28 |
| 5918. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 97.81 | 97.4% | 2024-07-25 |
| 5919. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 97.81 | 98.2% | 2025-01-01 |
| 5920. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 97.81 | 96.5% | 2024-02-07 |
| 5921. | jervin (jervin14) | 97.81 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 5922. | Artem (artemw) | 97.81 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5923. | Jaden (dissolver) | 97.81 | 97% | 2025-09-18 |
| 5924. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 97.80 | 98.4% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5925. | M (soccerliz_) | 97.79 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5926. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 97.79 | 96.6% | 2023-08-09 |
| 5927. | Joey (coxoncable) | 97.79 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5928. | YNW Beans (ynw_beans) | 97.78 | 99% | 2025-10-05 |
| 5929. | idek lol (acrazystory) | 97.78 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5930. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |