As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3054. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 106.58 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 3055. | Kyle (itskxlez) | 106.58 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 3056. | Baslay (baslay) | 106.57 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 3057. | throw (bomnom) | 106.57 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3058. | dick (pools2) | 106.56 | 97.4% | 2024-05-17 |
| 3059. | Octo (octophobia) | 106.56 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3060. | Vasco (vascof) | 106.55 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 3061. | blue (bluishkindofblue) | 106.55 | 97% | 2026-04-19 |
| 3062. | Boris (redsnake07) | 106.55 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 3063. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 106.55 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 3064. | Chowda (chowda) | 106.52 | 97.4% | 2025-04-24 |
| 3065. | Steven (chillster) | 106.52 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3066. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 106.52 | 94% | 2015-11-11 |
| 3067. | Ben (person132) | 106.51 | 100% | 2023-02-08 |
| 3068. | smichael (smichaelino) | 106.50 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 3069. | Jake (drjakeman) | 106.50 | 97.2% | 2024-03-11 |
| 3070. | Tien (thetientran) | 106.49 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3071. | Andrew (awand0806) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3072. | Kris (disarray) | 106.49 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 3073. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 106.48 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 3074. | Type like never before! (re... | 106.48 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 3075. | Nate (nwhite21) | 106.47 | 91% | 2015-09-26 |
| 3076. | Brandon (brandonck) | 106.46 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 3077. | M (myles_jb) | 106.46 | 98.6% | 2023-08-26 |
| 3078. | Memory (doramemo) | 106.46 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
| 3079. | Sean (crazypants27) | 106.45 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3080. | Jayden (jay62) | 106.45 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 3081. | shark (sharkhead2) | 106.45 | 97% | 2025-12-16 |
| 3082. | Flaykert (flaykert) | 106.44 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 3083. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 106.44 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |