The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29500. | PeanutJam (peanutjam) | 55.34 | 89% | 2013-12-11 |
| 29501. | Huyen (huyenbk) | 55.34 | 91% | 2011-07-04 |
| 29502. | Mike (martha_focker9) | 55.33 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 29503. | Ezona (sambumbuslayer) | 55.33 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 29504. | Freddy (insanefreddy926) | 55.33 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 29505. | Matthew (math_u) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 29506. | Billy John (dooz) | 55.32 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 29507. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 55.32 | 90% | 2011-09-17 |
| 29508. | ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (h... | 55.32 | 92% | 2014-08-22 |
| 29509. | Wong (kofcome) | 55.31 | 96% | 2012-02-04 |
| 29510. | Adrian (lenelle) | 55.30 | 95% | 2014-11-27 |
| 29511. | Kevin (kinichi08) | 55.30 | 88% | 2013-02-27 |
| 29512. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 55.30 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 29513. | Jamie (phase) | 55.30 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 29514. | Matthew (matthiner12) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
| 29515. | Micah (cobbmic) | 55.30 | 94% | 2012-02-18 |
| 29516. | Orlando (devylzew) | 55.29 | 91% | 2016-12-12 |
| 29517. | Juha-Pekka (juhisp) | 55.29 | 88% | 2011-12-01 |
| 29518. | Bhanuteja (bhanutejj) | 55.29 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 29519. | gusher (wizardlordbob) | 55.28 | 96.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 29520. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 55.28 | 98% | 2014-03-07 |
| 29521. | Risky (dani7722) | 55.28 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 29522. | natsuya (natsuya77) | 55.28 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 29523. | Shree is back (srikant) | 55.28 | 96% | 2012-08-28 |
| 29524. | Chra (chradora) | 55.27 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 29525. | Susil Kumar (susil787) | 55.27 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 29526. | Sir RB (rblogan3) | 55.27 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 29527. | kjell randby (kjellrkri) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 29528. | Tasnimul (tasnimul) | 55.26 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 29529. | artist (apg21092002) | 55.26 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |