The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1058. | (professorxwing) | 138.63 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1059. | (brahbrahbrah) | 138.63 | 99% | 2015-05-15 |
| 1060. | (onemoredaytorevolution) | 138.62 | 96% | 2013-02-02 |
| 1061. | hello (sharkyboy) | 138.61 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1062. | Integrity (someonestolemyname) | 138.61 | 98% | 2011-05-05 |
| 1063. | (boschv) | 138.54 | 99% | 2011-12-19 |
| 1064. | (spenciepoo) | 138.53 | 100% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1065. | (hayaii) | 138.53 | 100% | 2015-11-16 |
| 1066. | (citna) | 138.53 | 99% | 2012-09-30 |
| 1067. | Vitae (vitae) | 138.51 | 99% | 2014-05-07 |
| 1068. | Leia (s_leia) | 138.49 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1069. | Let's (grotariu2) | 138.49 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 1070. | (siriusvega) | 138.47 | 99% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1071. | (kykro) | 138.47 | 98% | 2014-03-09 |
| 1072. | dilythion (dilythion) | 138.46 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 1073. | ricchi bambini tristi (giov... | 138.46 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1074. | (typerkate) | 138.44 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 1075. | Derp (derpazoid) | 138.44 | 98% | 2013-09-15 |
| 1076. | (rowe33) | 138.42 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 1077. | (lewiee97) | 138.41 | 99% | 2014-06-13 |
| 1078. | (gracexl0ve) | 138.39 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 1079. | (dimitard) | 138.35 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1080. | Morgan (piles_of_ennui) | 138.32 | 99% | 2015-04-02 |
| 1081. | (smokujin) | 138.32 | 98% | 2014-10-26 |
| 1082. | (xarnius) | 138.31 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 1083. | c-helpme.run - Help me get ... | 138.31 | 100% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1084. | PIMP (average) | 138.30 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 1085. | (alkanite) | 138.30 | 96% | 2012-09-05 |
| 1086. | Nhima (nhima) | 138.29 | 90% | 2013-12-13 |
| 1087. | (dakuzo) | 138.27 | 98% | 2016-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |