The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28774. | XPrecelX (puszekpower) | 56.98 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
| 28775. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 56.98 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 28776. | Peter Piper (mockingjay016) | 56.98 | 94% | 2014-12-22 |
| 28777. | YOGENDRA (yogendra78) | 56.97 | 94% | 2013-10-22 |
| 28778. | Gary (vision_123) | 56.97 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 28779. | Ashutosh (accesss_denied) | 56.97 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 28780. | Marcela (inkala) | 56.97 | 92% | 2015-04-21 |
| 28781. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 56.97 | 95% | 2018-06-30 |
| 28782. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 56.96 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 28783. | Tinh (ductinh2405) | 56.96 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 28784. | Rell (rell) | 56.96 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 28785. | edgars (oldgnr) | 56.96 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 28786. | Eric (arcanerythm) | 56.95 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 28787. | Vic (jvic) | 56.95 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 28788. | bonu satish babu (arsatishb... | 56.95 | 91% | 2012-10-17 |
| 28789. | Derp (bandchick101) | 56.95 | 87% | 2014-11-13 |
| 28790. | David (depc) | 56.94 | 94% | 2020-06-04 |
| 28791. | Vindr (temerawr) | 56.94 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 28792. | Ryan (dmoumo200) | 56.94 | 90% | 2016-06-27 |
| 28793. | Hain (crosstoon) | 56.94 | 93% | 2013-01-19 |
| 28794. | ashish (ashishroka) | 56.93 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 28795. | Theo (theomoss) | 56.93 | 86% | 2016-04-15 |
| 28796. | Karlo (karlo555) | 56.93 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 28797. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 56.93 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 28798. | Anoop (anoop1987) | 56.93 | 90% | 2014-11-15 |
| 28799. | Renato (renato01) | 56.92 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 28800. | Jakob (jaker8024) | 56.92 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 28801. | Gilbert (gargoyletabbi) | 56.92 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 28802. | Ernakh (ernakh) | 56.92 | 94% | 2014-11-01 |
| 28803. | Elliott (zajukai) | 56.91 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |