I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2860. | Tona (tona5959) | 116.90 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2861. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 116.89 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 2862. | Raymond (xpain123451) | 116.89 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2863. | T (nofx) | 116.87 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2864. | earwax (earwax) | 116.86 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 2865. | JT (chowmeinpanda) | 116.86 | 100% | 2017-09-30 |
| 2866. | j (jageracog) | 116.84 | 100% | 2022-01-17 |
| 2867. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 116.83 | 99.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2868. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 116.83 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2869. | Tony (thetonyngo) | 116.83 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2870. | tailwingers (tailwingers) | 116.82 | 98.2% | 2024-04-30 |
| 2871. | Lasse (geeks) | 116.82 | 100% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2872. | Kavalicious (kavalicious) | 116.82 | 98.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2873. | Ultra (ultrafart) | 116.82 | 99% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2874. | Bork (sriramg96) | 116.81 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 2875. | İlker (ikesen) | 116.81 | 100% | 2017-04-01 |
| 2876. | Seb (defaultseb) | 116.80 | 99.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2877. | :| (hipparcos) | 116.80 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2878. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 116.80 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2879. | Steven Truong (wanderinnomad) | 116.79 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2880. | Kyle (kyle0829) | 116.79 | 100% | 2017-05-15 |
| 2881. | TOP (man_stop) | 116.78 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2882. | Shalaquida (shalaquida) | 116.78 | 99% | 2017-04-07 |
| 2883. | Billy (bee_tee_gee) | 116.78 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 2884. | Andrew (jargazes) | 116.76 | 100% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2885. | NotAn0boe (whackygrub) | 116.76 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2886. | KittyLord (ayushjoshi) | 116.74 | 99% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2887. | Ben (benduren231) | 116.74 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2888. | Jimmy (jimbozeub808) | 116.74 | 99% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2889. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 116.74 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |