Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12945. | melvynAIDS (melvynaids) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 12946. | Wampa (wampacow) | 80.44 | 94% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12947. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 80.44 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 12948. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 12949. | root (chroot) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 12950. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 80.44 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 12951. | Erik (truthful) | 80.44 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12952. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 80.44 | 93% | 2014-01-25 |
| 12953. | Epickel (epickel) | 80.44 | 88% | 2016-03-16 |
| 12954. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 80.43 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 12955. | kammy (kammycat) | 80.43 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 12956. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 80.43 | 94% | 2014-02-02 |
| 12957. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12958. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12959. | Kyla (kyla0) | 80.42 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 12960. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 80.42 | 99% | 2012-11-06 |
| 12961. | Simon (imdahoe) | 80.41 | 88% | 2013-10-16 |
| 12962. | Kahool (fredisdead1010) | 80.41 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 12963. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 80.41 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 12964. | .. (umogbai) | 80.41 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12965. | Sean (seantronathon) | 80.41 | 96% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12966. | Drails (drails_tr) | 80.40 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 12967. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 80.40 | 97% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12968. | Victor (uiron) | 80.40 | 97% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12969. | Angélica (angie10410) | 80.39 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 12970. | Theologos (sosonis) | 80.38 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 12971. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 80.38 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 12972. | Cromus (cromus) | 80.38 | 91% | 2013-11-11 |
| 12973. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12974. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 80.38 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |