So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13437. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 79.23 | 97.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| 13438. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 79.23 | 92% | 2017-01-19 |
| 13439. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 79.23 | 96% | 2011-06-05 |
| 13440. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 79.23 | 95% | 2014-03-25 |
| 13441. | HaRy (milfhary) | 79.23 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 13442. | Flowa (flowa) | 79.22 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 13443. | Jxxxsever (jxxxsever) | 79.22 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 13444. | Reebane (reebane) | 79.22 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 13445. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 79.21 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13446. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 79.21 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13447. | Pranav (pranavr93) | 79.21 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13448. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 79.21 | 94% | 2014-06-30 |
| 13449. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 79.20 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 13450. | Ben (smokeymp4) | 79.20 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 13451. | KWAK (kwakerz) | 79.20 | 97.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13452. | Zen (zainprox) | 79.20 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 13453. | Kerolyte (kerolyte) | 79.19 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 13454. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 79.19 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 13455. | isuck (scasware) | 79.19 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 13456. | David (daver555) | 79.19 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
| 13457. | Sean (nexas) | 79.18 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13458. | oscar (ansgar92314) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 13459. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 79.18 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13460. | Marian (vanilla2) | 79.18 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 13461. | megalog (megalog) | 79.18 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 13462. | Tommi (amb1ent) | 79.18 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 13463. | ermac (rklive) | 79.17 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 13464. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13465. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 79.17 | 99% | 2012-11-13 |
| 13466. | wanglihong (wanglihong) | 79.17 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |