I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1258. | Owen (nincompoop10) | 98.67 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1259. | shehry (shehry) | 98.63 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 1260. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 98.63 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 1261. | Andrew (commandrew11) | 98.59 | 97.9% | 2024-10-07 |
| 1262. | Andrija (murinkos) | 98.59 | 97.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1263. | raisann (raisann) | 98.59 | 99% | 2025-11-21 |
| 1264. | Neal (nealsingh) | 98.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1265. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 98.57 | 97.1% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1266. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 98.57 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1267. | Klaptain (_klaptain) | 98.52 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1268. | Jesse (master_type_racist) | 98.47 | 98.6% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1269. | danny (stewyvirus) | 98.44 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1270. | Natanael (natteboss) | 98.43 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 1271. | K. W. (sir_types_alot13) | 98.42 | 99% | 2024-05-23 |
| 1272. | Harvie (harviiep) | 98.40 | 97.6% | 2024-07-10 |
| 1273. | b_ad (b_ad) | 98.39 | 96% | 2025-02-04 |
| 1274. | Majunior (majunior1) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1275. | Tox (darshan2006) | 98.38 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1276. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 98.33 | 98.4% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1277. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 98.31 | 99% | 2024-04-16 |
| 1278. | Lupinine (dragonwithin) | 98.30 | 97% | 2024-03-18 |
| 1279. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 98.29 | 97.6% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1280. | Vinny (vinnyhu) | 98.28 | 99% | 2024-04-03 |
| 1281. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 98.28 | 99.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1282. | Artem (gushinartem) | 98.26 | 95.9% | 2024-12-23 |
| 1283. | Julien Galons (jugalons) | 98.23 | 97.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1284. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 98.22 | 97.4% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1285. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 98.22 | 96% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1286. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 98.21 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 1287. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 98.13 | 98.3% | 2023-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |