The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28203. | MAF1F (afif5287) | 58.65 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 28204. | fff (kivirivi) | 58.65 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 28205. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 58.65 | 95.3% | 2025-04-25 |
| 28206. | Segg (farok) | 58.65 | 93% | 2022-09-24 |
| 28207. | Kenneth (klg_) | 58.65 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 28208. | Reid (stallion) | 58.65 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 28209. | Bradley (bradley012412) | 58.65 | 88% | 2014-06-19 |
| 28210. | pankaj (arya1pankaj) | 58.65 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
| 28211. | MasterEGGway (mastereggway69) | 58.64 | 95.2% | 2023-10-07 |
| 28212. | Vyacheslav (vvyurkov) | 58.64 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 28213. | Jotaro (udetha) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 28214. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 58.64 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 28215. | Holly (holly1997) | 58.63 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 28216. | Joseph (josephcatubig26@yah... | 58.63 | 91% | 2012-02-14 |
| 28217. | joshua (boangka008) | 58.63 | 90% | 2011-09-09 |
| 28218. | eric (hotd) | 58.63 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 28219. | CalMeTyper (rolls_reus) | 58.62 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 28220. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 58.62 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 28221. | Damba (damba) | 58.62 | 97% | 2014-10-12 |
| 28222. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 58.61 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 28223. | arif (arifardians) | 58.61 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 28224. | Gazeekoo (gazeekoo) | 58.61 | 95% | 2021-12-29 |
| 28225. | Ali (oorkade) | 58.61 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 28226. | Bing (nulu) | 58.61 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 28227. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 58.60 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 28228. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 58.60 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 28229. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 58.60 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 28230. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 58.60 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 28231. | Sebastian (trololo321) | 58.60 | 97% | 2012-12-22 |
| 28232. | anh (phanhmo09) | 58.59 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |