So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29614. | karsten (gamer112) | 53.50 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 29615. | pwned (pwned1337) | 53.49 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 29616. | justtry (justtry) | 53.49 | 96% | 2017-06-07 |
| 29617. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 53.49 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 29618. | Laylas (laylas) | 53.49 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 29619. | Kenilt (kenilt) | 53.48 | 92% | 2014-03-07 |
| 29620. | Gary (vision_123) | 53.48 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 29621. | shobhit (shobhit99) | 53.48 | 94% | 2017-11-16 |
| 29622. | Krishna (kvkkamal) | 53.48 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 29623. | Picklejar (picklejar) | 53.47 | 93% | 2016-06-27 |
| 29624. | Ryan (rmms) | 53.47 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 29625. | Yael (yaeltellez) | 53.47 | 92% | 2021-12-11 |
| 29626. | Aadesh (aadesh) | 53.47 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 29627. | krishan (krishan_pro) | 53.47 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 29628. | Mi (masonmoon) | 53.47 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 29629. | kairy (kheireddine) | 53.47 | 93% | 2012-09-14 |
| 29630. | oof (fordtim001) | 53.46 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 29631. | D700M (d700m) | 53.46 | 97.7% | 2023-09-25 |
| 29632. | DuzFF (duzff) | 53.46 | 97.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 29633. | giang (areslion) | 53.46 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 29634. | Sophie (16sxcorso08) | 53.46 | 91% | 2012-05-03 |
| 29635. | Rahul (russellriago) | 53.46 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 29636. | Win (winlniw) | 53.45 | 95% | 2022-08-19 |
| 29637. | 127.0.0.1 (unknownusr) | 53.45 | 94% | 2023-03-12 |
| 29638. | Neyman-Pearson (zhenchao) | 53.45 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 29639. | Andrew (andrewnetwork) | 53.45 | 94% | 2012-09-21 |
| 29640. | Skinny (ityourboysklinnyd) | 53.45 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 29641. | Sami (mustaqbil) | 53.45 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 29642. | cecilia (achi) | 53.45 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 29643. | SH BIPLOB (shbiplob5231) | 53.44 | 95.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |