I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8517. | Ken (geefie) | 94.35 | 96.7% | 2024-08-27 |
| 8518. | ju yun (schylarker) | 94.35 | 98% | 2017-02-15 |
| 8519. | WhoKnows (endless_typer) | 94.34 | 98% | 2026-04-09 |
| 8520. | Uroš (grujidis) | 94.34 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 8521. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 94.34 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 8522. | Braeden (breadboimccroy) | 94.33 | 97.1% | 2024-11-04 |
| 8523. | Darren (kn0wn4) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 8524. | Zachary (koiiiiii) | 94.33 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8525. | Arrazi (arraziboo) | 94.33 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 8526. | Kevin (nguyenkevin) | 94.33 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 8527. | lemon (ilka) | 94.33 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 8528. | Pop (floppying) | 94.33 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8529. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8530. | kyle (kylesch) | 94.33 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8531. | David (le_zeblitz) | 94.33 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 8532. | David (spurgeon) | 94.32 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8533. | tstats[cp052] (cp052) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8534. | Joey (coxoncable) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 8535. | Romanos (space_dot) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8536. | H J (ojinjin) | 94.30 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8537. | Marshall (stoppednile) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8538. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 94.30 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8539. | daniel3131 (daniel3131) | 94.30 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 8540. | Jack (manbearpig01) | 94.29 | 98.2% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8541. | ramsay74 (extremist_7) | 94.29 | 96% | 2025-09-30 |
| 8542. | I (tofuture) | 94.29 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8543. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8544. | Bena (benakena) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8545. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 8546. | mason (mwedding) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |