So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8550. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 88.86 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8551. | shebaw (shebaw) | 88.86 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 8552. | Axel (setomi) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8553. | Tong (tongvu) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 8554. | wintermute (s255) | 88.85 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8555. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 88.85 | 95% | 2014-01-17 |
| 8556. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 88.85 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 8557. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 88.84 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8558. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.84 | 97% | 2015-07-24 |
| 8559. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 88.84 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 8560. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8561. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.83 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8562. | Dean (doogong) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8563. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 88.83 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8564. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 8565. | DvorakLearner (jvanderzee) | 88.83 | 99% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8566. | mark (minnimob) | 88.82 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 8567. | Moye (moyoka) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 8568. | Konflicted (konflicted) | 88.82 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 8569. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 88.82 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 8570. | zop (kozarrat) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-07-27 |
| 8571. | Gobias Industries (cosmonaut) | 88.82 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
| 8572. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 88.81 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8573. | Max (lamejokerz) | 88.81 | 97% | 2012-09-12 |
| 8574. | B (mrbguy) | 88.81 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8575. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.81 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 8576. | Mark (nielrebe) | 88.81 | 96% | 2013-08-06 |
| 8577. | Eric (divandcon) | 88.80 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 8578. | Yash (yash1402_) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 8579. | Nate (cptnmarvel) | 88.80 | 98% | 2012-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |