I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3851. | Garfield (garfield_fluff_jr) | 107.69 | 98.7% | 2024-02-03 |
| 3852. | de_troit (de_troit) | 107.69 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 3853. | gost (akasyh) | 107.69 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 3854. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 107.68 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3855. | LockStock (lockstock) | 107.67 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 3856. | Austin (austin4040) | 107.67 | 95% | 2025-05-08 |
| 3857. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 107.66 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 3858. | nezu (7nezu) | 107.65 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 3859. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 107.65 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 3860. | ang (ang_liu) | 107.65 | 99% | 2024-08-22 |
| 3861. | Anthony (agrit24) | 107.64 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3862. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 107.64 | 98.1% | 2024-07-10 |
| 3863. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 107.63 | 99% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3864. | Button (mhd0) | 107.62 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3865. | Marc (mwahab_) | 107.62 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 3866. | Jayden (jay62) | 107.62 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 3867. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 107.61 | 99.3% | 2024-08-12 |
| 3868. | Phil (philwinnem) | 107.61 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 3869. | Command (commandmaster) | 107.61 | 99% | 2024-12-16 |
| 3870. | Kyle (totallysweat) | 107.59 | 98.4% | 2023-08-20 |
| 3871. | A (reatticus12) | 107.59 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 3872. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 107.58 | 98.1% | 2024-08-24 |
| 3873. | Luclid (luclid) | 107.58 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3874. | Liam (backflip9) | 107.57 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3875. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 107.57 | 98% | 2017-08-27 |
| 3876. | Owen (123ojb) | 107.57 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3877. | Tyler (m4rshm4) | 107.56 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 3878. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 107.56 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3879. | David (drich31) | 107.55 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 3880. | Ethan (beyblade727) | 107.53 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |