The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3792. | Eti-ini (randombernie) | 105.48 | 99% | 2026-03-31 |
| 3793. | whitemary (whitemary) | 105.48 | 96% | 2013-06-07 |
| 3794. | Loser (tangtianen) | 105.48 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
| 3795. | Zach (dumbpubs) | 105.47 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 3796. | yasuo (yasuomain420) | 105.47 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3797. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 105.46 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3798. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 105.46 | 96% | 2012-03-22 |
| 3799. | AUTISMO! (autismo) | 105.46 | 92% | 2017-01-07 |
| 3800. | Kevin (kevindlv) | 105.45 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 3801. | Justin (clitorasaurus) | 105.45 | 98% | 2011-11-08 |
| 3802. | asdf (rushlync) | 105.44 | 99% | 2025-07-31 |
| 3803. | 🌈 (shug_op) | 105.44 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 3804. | Doro (dorodore) | 105.43 | 96% | 2026-01-20 |
| 3805. | Jack (jr9810) | 105.43 | 99.5% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3806. | Hmm should I use Topre, Mod... | 105.43 | 95% | 2014-05-15 |
| 3807. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 105.42 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 3808. | quirino (codeforces) | 105.40 | 97.2% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3809. | Will (williamwang) | 105.40 | 99.5% | 2024-05-18 |
| 3810. | Nayu (nayukim) | 105.40 | 91% | 2012-01-11 |
| 3811. | Ryan (fanatacism) | 105.40 | 97% | 2015-01-02 |
| 3812. | Chowda (chowda) | 105.39 | 96.8% | 2023-10-28 |
| 3813. | j (jj_weeb) | 105.39 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 3814. | Teru (carlosott) | 105.38 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 3815. | how to type (iwanna_typefast) | 105.38 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 3816. | Paul (niceonebrah) | 105.37 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 3817. | TBUk (thebombuknow) | 105.37 | 97% | 2025-02-09 |
| 3818. | jonny (jlun23) | 105.37 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 3819. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 105.36 | 98% | 2015-03-23 |
| 3820. | JX. (jx94) | 105.36 | 89% | 2013-03-27 |
| 3821. | Koupka (koupka) | 105.35 | 97% | 2026-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |