Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1787. | g (georgetianke) | 88.19 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1788. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 88.19 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 1789. | Tom (tomwzhere) | 88.18 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 1790. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 88.18 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1791. | Mili (mynameismili) | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1792. | Toodles (toodles678) | 88.17 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1793. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 88.17 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1794. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 88.16 | 100% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1795. | Master (mcrockett) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1796. | panacotta (panacotta) | 88.12 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1797. | alex (schafted361) | 88.12 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 1798. | Aiden (aiden_hendry) | 88.10 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1799. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1800. | greg (drsharc) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-05-24 |
| 1801. | Felix (ixi01) | 88.06 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1802. | anguelo (anguelo) | 88.05 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1803. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 88.01 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1804. | Dale (dalester23) | 88.01 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1805. | Ysabelle (stellarosatita) | 88.00 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1806. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 87.98 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 1807. | Stan (peppawutz) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1808. | Don (darkelf2000) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1809. | Hagga (hagga) | 87.97 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1810. | Richard (richard8255) | 87.97 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 1811. | James (wnston) | 87.96 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1812. | roseman (misterrane) | 87.95 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
| 1813. | 1step (narcindin) | 87.94 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1814. | twitch.tv/gaulderin (gaulde... | 87.94 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1815. | Leo (gnowoel) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1816. | Jordan (jq1106) | 87.93 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |