The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15111. | Zach (11037) | 81.42 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 15112. | SJ (sjtype11) | 81.42 | 97.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 15113. | b o b y (bobileks) | 81.41 | 98% | 2026-02-27 |
| 15114. | a (suk_) | 81.41 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 15115. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 81.41 | 97% | 2012-12-13 |
| 15116. | CHICKENN (chickennchii) | 81.40 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 15117. | Ross (rkilgore84) | 81.40 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 15118. | yeeet (pineapple_ken) | 81.40 | 96% | 2024-01-27 |
| 15119. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 81.40 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 15120. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 81.40 | 94% | 2015-05-04 |
| 15121. | Stephen (palette) | 81.40 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 15122. | HonPon (hon_pon) | 81.39 | 98% | 2023-12-15 |
| 15123. | Paul (uypaulll) | 81.39 | 97.9% | 2023-08-22 |
| 15124. | desmos (desmos) | 81.39 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15125. | mirek (mirek) | 81.39 | 97% | 2014-09-22 |
| 15126. | red (redtr) | 81.39 | 92% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15127. | Sono (sonojet) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-03-13 |
| 15128. | haku (clockmen) | 81.38 | 97.1% | 2025-02-22 |
| 15129. | beefer430 (beefer430) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 15130. | gvid (rokiux) | 81.38 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 15131. | pmjung (pmjungg) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-05-29 |
| 15132. | Amanda (wowsignal) | 81.38 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 15133. | Uku (lazzeri) | 81.38 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 15134. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 81.38 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 15135. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 81.38 | 97% | 2014-09-06 |
| 15136. | comboBox (combobox) | 81.38 | 97% | 2013-03-18 |
| 15137. | Moss (mossperson) | 81.37 | 96% | 2022-06-28 |
| 15138. | Dandy Chiggins (coxynormous) | 81.37 | 96% | 2024-04-01 |
| 15139. | Jeff (jeffkrekerson) | 81.37 | 97.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 15140. | Eugene (rawners) | 81.37 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |