Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14025. | Pebble (hoodjfh) | 78.38 | 96.8% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14026. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 78.38 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14027. | andy (rainmaker123) | 78.38 | 97.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14028. | Dan (dam121594) | 78.37 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 14029. | nq (surfer_rosa) | 78.37 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 14030. | Shen (superbear23r1) | 78.37 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14031. | Marilia (mariliaisa) | 78.37 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 14032. | Tiffany (wintersprings) | 78.37 | 87% | 2016-05-12 |
| 14033. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 78.37 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 14034. | Nelson (alkatzer) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 14035. | Himeko (kimochihime) | 78.37 | 88% | 2015-06-06 |
| 14036. | Richy (richy5555) | 78.37 | 95% | 2016-02-18 |
| 14037. | Jonathan (birakira) | 78.36 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 14038. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 78.36 | 96% | 2011-12-22 |
| 14039. | Danny (d3ly) | 78.36 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 14040. | Josh (slagcs) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14041. | smn (fnacke) | 78.35 | 98% | 2013-05-06 |
| 14042. | Ja Rule (chuckiek) | 78.35 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 14043. | Keenan (keenpeen) | 78.35 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 14044. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 78.35 | 91% | 2013-09-03 |
| 14045. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 78.35 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 14046. | Colleen (coconut) | 78.34 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 14047. | rockwelll (rockwelll) | 78.34 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 14048. | Doiv (doiv23) | 78.34 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 14049. | Topi (tofithecat) | 78.34 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 14050. | utility4u (utility4u) | 78.34 | 99% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14051. | discordia (discordia1) | 78.34 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 14052. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14053. | Johnny (mlat8410) | 78.33 | 92% | 2016-05-20 |
| 14054. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 78.32 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |