Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2669. | bolt (unreaii) | 116.62 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 2670. | Luka (sercasm) | 116.62 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 2671. | chopstickss (chopst2cksss) | 116.61 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 2672. | Horst (feanor) | 116.61 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
| 2673. | Lamb (nottori) | 116.60 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 2674. | mike (slowtype33) | 116.60 | 99.5% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2675. | Please use an appropriate n... | 116.56 | 98.1% | 2025-01-16 |
| 2676. | george (thewarmjets) | 116.56 | 99% | 2021-01-31 |
| 2677. | Tony (naka__) | 116.53 | 100% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2678. | dudu (dudu1061) | 116.53 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 2679. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 116.53 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2680. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 116.52 | 99% | 2025-03-22 |
| 2681. | Master (smartax) | 116.52 | 99.5% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2682. | Bill (bill_slouch) | 116.52 | 100% | 2022-11-18 |
| 2683. | Goats on a Boat (biokunt) | 116.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 2684. | Nathaniel (ncase7) | 116.51 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2685. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 116.50 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 2686. | Chreon (chreon) | 116.50 | 99.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 2687. | doquan (doquannnn) | 116.50 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| 2688. | vixyrr (vixyr) | 116.49 | 97% | 2025-10-01 |
| 2689. | Harrison (harrisonzhu01) | 116.48 | 96.8% | 2023-12-12 |
| 2690. | Paul (dakuzo) | 116.48 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 2691. | nika (nika07) | 116.47 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2692. | u (ninja0130) | 116.47 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 2693. | Noireh (tirona_modhe) | 116.46 | 99% | 2025-11-22 |
| 2694. | FoTGReckless (fotg_reckless) | 116.46 | 100% | 2025-12-19 |
| 2695. | Phil (pale_recluse) | 116.46 | 99% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2696. | cluwei (cluwei) | 116.45 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2697. | Swan (swanwrona) | 116.45 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2698. | Mack (mvpok) | 116.44 | 100% | 2024-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |