Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 944. | (mylove4u) | 123.12 | 99% | 2012-11-10 |
| 945. | HSalgo (hsalgo) | 123.12 | 89% | 2012-12-17 |
| 946. | (udon) | 123.12 | 99% | 2014-01-28 |
| 947. | (yckf2) | 123.12 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 948. | Evan (evang_dvorak) | 123.10 | 99.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 949. | (wynterlegacy) | 123.07 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 950. | Aaron (bananasaurusrex) | 123.05 | 99% | 2012-09-12 |
| 951. | (suzufruit) | 123.04 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 952. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 123.03 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 953. | KD (kingofdelphi) | 123.02 | 98% | 2016-03-11 |
| 954. | (timjeffery44) | 123.00 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 955. | I love my thicc girlfriend ... | 123.00 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 956. | dank nissan (osubora) | 122.99 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 957. | Lee (tchaikovsky08) | 122.95 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 958. | (snowieball) | 122.95 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| 959. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 122.93 | 99% | 2019-03-05 |
| 960. | (aeons) | 122.86 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 961. | (cherwang) | 122.86 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 962. | NobodyW (techtron16) | 122.82 | 100% | 2013-01-20 |
| 963. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 122.81 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 964. | (yellowtomato98) | 122.79 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 965. | (blaoop) | 122.78 | 97% | 2016-04-30 |
| 966. | (zhengfeilong) | 122.78 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 967. | (catalyst0435) | 122.74 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 968. | (jamesalex12) | 122.74 | 97% | 2015-02-19 |
| 969. | (nauyusimi_) | 122.72 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 970. | (garrettchu) | 122.70 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 971. | (lacinyc) | 122.68 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 972. | Alex (squaredrooted) | 122.68 | 94% | 2012-01-24 |
| 973. | David (davomgz) | 122.66 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |