I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1624. | Chisom (speedlimit101) | 90.58 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1625. | tran (tranhungtdh06) | 90.58 | 99.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1626. | deez (ishkena) | 90.58 | 95.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1627. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 90.55 | 96.9% | 2024-10-25 |
| 1628. | Tiermor (tiermor) | 90.55 | 97.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1629. | tstats[timtam420] (timtam420) | 90.54 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1630. | zak (zak92) | 90.53 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1631. | ionut (ionut_red) | 90.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1632. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 90.50 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 1633. | Sumyak (sumyak_) | 90.50 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1634. | M00tya (m00tya) | 90.50 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1635. | Hamza (whoppy) | 90.48 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1636. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 90.48 | 97.7% | 2024-01-07 |
| 1637. | Michael (prolifictyper7) | 90.46 | 95.9% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1638. | Free (just_free2318) | 90.46 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1639. | ggzor (ggzor) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1640. | Cooper (cglavin) | 90.44 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1641. | Christian (bootymucher) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1642. | zeny (_zeny_) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1643. | caique (caiquelira) | 90.37 | 98.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 1644. | Eddie (diettea) | 90.37 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 1645. | Draino (drainjavascript) | 90.34 | 96.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 1646. | Axel (sector7) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2024-07-12 |
| 1647. | filofistik (filofistik) | 90.32 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 1648. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.32 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1649. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1650. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1651. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1652. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1653. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |