I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4335. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 101.39 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 4336. | Anne (flincbaa) | 101.38 | 99% | 2023-12-21 |
| 4337. | Parker (pigsticks) | 101.38 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 4338. | øaosujdbæaosjubdæopand (... | 101.38 | 99% | 2024-01-11 |
| 4339. | Luka (garicluka) | 101.38 | 96.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 4340. | poopoo (hehe_hohoho) | 101.37 | 97% | 2024-05-11 |
| 4341. | Professor Oz (professoroz) | 101.37 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 4342. | Yadira (yadirairiz) | 101.36 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 4343. | mxstic (mxsticangel) | 101.36 | 97.6% | 2024-02-05 |
| 4344. | KP (kp132124) | 101.35 | 96.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 4345. | Physxx (physxxx) | 101.34 | 96.8% | 2023-10-16 |
| 4346. | Samuel (samuelga) | 101.34 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4347. | Ryan (0hax) | 101.33 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4348. | https://steamcommunity.com/... | 101.33 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 4349. | silvik (silvik_) | 101.33 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 4350. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 101.33 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 4351. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 101.32 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4352. | executed (cerealexperiments) | 101.32 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 4353. | Hung (hung0702) | 101.30 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 4354. | ❈ 🎀 𝓋𝒶𝓁 ... | 101.30 | 97.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 4355. | blazeh (blazeh_) | 101.30 | 99% | 2025-02-23 |
| 4356. | Fustigate (fustigate) | 101.30 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4357. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 101.29 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4358. | Denislav (drap3r) | 101.29 | 96.3% | 2024-07-22 |
| 4359. | Anthony (carllimcarl) | 101.29 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 4360. | (xquyen) | 101.28 | 98% | 2025-12-07 |
| 4361. | Dumpleee (dumpleee) | 101.28 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 4362. | Sammy (ozymandis) | 101.27 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 4363. | Son (baby_hanz) | 101.27 | 99% | 2020-01-27 |
| 4364. | evan (l_f_n) | 101.26 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |