I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
Active since October 9, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 240. | lizardd (lizardd) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 241. | ottuba (ottuba) | 90.03 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 242. | Kom (poobscoob) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 243. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.85 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 244. | Asewze (asewze) | 89.83 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 245. | Alex (m3hran80) | 89.68 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 246. | jay! (its_jay_) | 89.53 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 247. | Sazu (sazusama) | 89.41 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 248. | v (vlxu) | 89.31 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 249. | Mn37 (mn37) | 89.23 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 250. | Henry (henry2) | 89.04 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 251. | Billy (bungalow) | 89.01 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 252. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 88.99 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 253. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 88.69 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 254. | Tom (pugsay) | 88.62 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 255. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 88.41 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 256. | Denis (carvedseven) | 88.18 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
| 257. | ufoludek (ufoludek) | 88.10 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 258. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 87.95 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 259. | Ita (ita17) | 87.90 | 99% | 2020-11-05 |
| 260. | smq (_smq) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 261. | daniels (mrvlarien) | 87.80 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 262. | vetle (vetlebg) | 87.75 | 99% | 2020-10-25 |
| 263. | Jay (mcglasses02) | 87.75 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 264. | Jakab (schttj) | 87.56 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 265. | Incognito (incognito1) | 87.53 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 266. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 87.35 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 267. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 268. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 87.16 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 269. | Ali (afregistry) | 87.10 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 1,566 | 106.21 | October 9, 2020 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |